Guardez vous

How often have you reached into your backpack at the office or out on the hill and found that ET’s long lost alien turd specimen has suddenly swapped places with what used to be a nice yellow banana? Everyone must surely have suffered the same fate of mashed banana at some point….surely it’s not just me…!Well fear not fair readers for we have the solution!The Banana Guard we are now stocking, does just that job. Invented by a bunch of medical doctors out in Canada this genius invention has been sweeping the world saving the plight of the squashed banana. (Anyone reading this in Queensland, Australia we can do you a bulk discount on 20,000 before the cyclone season starts!)Check it out here

This article was published on Tuesday 17 April, 2007. Current Reviews: 0